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Bacon Armor

$39.00

Are you like me and don't like bacon spitting on you and attacking you every time you want some of that crispy pan fried goodness? Well, you need this BRAND NEW, PATENT PENDING Bacon ARMOR! 

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • 100% cotton face
  • Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Bacon Armor Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/9d/9dbc1c840b00d6c6627be881f542bcdf_l?v=1701433921
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Suppliers provide the measurements.

This hoodie tends to be snug. To ensure an ideal fit, consider selecting a size larger than you normally wear.

A useful tip: Compare the measurements of one of your own garments with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Begin by placing the end of the tape measure at the collar's top (high point shoulder) and extend it to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start measuring at one side of the chest and extend the tape measure straight across to the opposite side.