Bacon Armor

$39.00

Are you like me and don't like bacon spitting on you and attacking you every time you want some of that crispy pan fried goodness? Well, you need this BRAND NEW, PATENT PENDING Bacon ARMOR! 

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • 100% cotton face
  • Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.